Ajaz Khan’s one liners – Bigg Boss 7

Ajaz Khan became famous and captured the heart of audience faster than anyone else from Bigg Boss house this season. He is a walking talking entertainer in his own dashing style. The way he is annoying Gauhar Khan with his love confession is very funny. Till now there was no one in the house who got on Gauhar’s nerves but he managed to, so hats off to Ajaz.

He is also gaining popularity for his witty and quick 1 liner’s. I love the ones he say for Kushal Tandon…..Kaalu, Kaliya!!! His “bura mat manana” and “ek number” are the best after doing and saying bura!

Sharing his 1 liner’s with all, please do send more that I may have missed:

1. Mazak mazak mein Rajjak bhai guzar gaye.
2. apne to.. mood hai to sab le jao. nahin to sab so jao
3. apne pe pathar wo mare jisne koi paap nahin kiya ho
4. Kisi ke boyfriend ko bol du kiya,  ki uski girlfriend ko like karta huin.
5. badi badi baatein, vada pav khate
6. Allah inko khush rakhe.. suruaat mere se kare
7. You can love, hate me, but can’t ignore me
8. Pathan Jaan se Jaye Par, Zubaan Se Na Jaye
9. Insaan Woh Accha Hota Hai, Jo Dosti Se Pehle Ahsaan Ka Badla Chukaye
10. Dushmano ko choose karo, Dost to marenge hi marenge
11. Subah Subah ki Naari, Na Dhoop lage na
12. Mere Sar mein aur dil mein itni jagah nahin hai, mein har kisi choti choti batein rakh sakuin
13. Bada niwala kha lo, bade bol mat bolo
14. Mar gaye marne wale
15. Haq say bhai haq say… Nahaoo Dho Lux say
16. Mar gaye tou maaf …. nahi tou 15 20 saaf
17. Bani to bani…   nahin to Abdul Gani
18. Happy Budday to you.. Janta
19. Bhaiyoon aur Beheno, Cycle ke Chainoo, Chasma utar ke lens peheno. 

To Andy

1. Andy gave him halwa to ask for a promise to not nominate him – "kisi se lo to leehaz mat kerna kisi ko do to hisaab mat kerna"
2. Andy tu Tinnu Anand banja. Ek number

For Armaan:

1. Saanp ka role kiya hai tu real mein bhi saanp hai
2. 10 saal pehle kabootar ud gaye,  flop actor (Armaan had no answer for this & quietly walked away)
3. aap senior citizen log chale gaye and abhi hum junior citizen hain
4. 101 tareeke Armaan ko manane ke (when Tanisha trying to talk to Armaan)
5. Tell armaan kabootar ban kar urjaonga yahan se and then sing "ud gaye nain kabootar"  (when Ajaz was locked in jail)
6. Wo jaise Armaan ki servant hai (for Tanisha)
7. AK47 bahar hai (when Armaan went to secret room)
8. Flop actor hamesha aesa hi karte hai.. kuain ke paas le jaa kar dhakha de dete hai
9. Aase bolne ka ki Kuain ke pass dikha naa toh phekh dunga andar, Aase nahin ki aao bhai chalte hai aur phir kuain ke pass le jaa kar laat maarne ka.
10. Badi Badi Baatein.. Aur Wada Pau Khate…
11. Aaj Khan Sahab iska Plane udhate to bahut maza aata ( b’coz Gauhar didn’t nominate Armaan)
12. Woman hai!! Woman ka respect karo (When Sofia pushed Armaan Kohli)
13. Baap Adhikari.. Beta Bhikhari..
14. INDUSTRY ke sab star dhed foot hai

For Gauhar

1. 101 tareeke pyaar karne ke (when she cuddling Kushal)
2. Dil aaye gadhe par to pari kya cheez hai
3. Khan Saab
4. Kaher Khan (during Yes – No task)
5. Main aap ke saath OLD nahin GOLD hona chahta huin
6. Mera last naam Khan hai to phere nahin lene padenge kabool hai kabool hai kabool hai bolna padega
7. bhai baccha mera hai (referring to the doll of Gauhar)
8. Tum log ka pyaar dekh kar.. mujhko apna NANA NANI ka yaad aata hai
9. Baby kitni acchi tarah se bed par hai, jab bada baby aaya tha, to chota baby idhar udhar pada rehta hai, koi khyal nahin tha – (referring to doll of Gauhar)
10. Mein aapka koi BILL nahin phad raha, mera BILL bahut mehenga hai
11. Gauhar Khan Kushal ki vakil hai!

To Candy Brar

1. Is banjar zameen pe main hariyali zarur ugaunga

For Kushal

1. Ye Kaalia Danger ne mere dil mein chot pahunchai hai , ab mein iske pet me pahuchaunga   (referring to that dog water drinking task)
2. Sara matter sahi jaa raha tha tab is Kaalia Danger ne entry maar di
3. Kutte ne kutte ka paani pi lia to kya ho gaya
4. Hum aap se ek request karte hai ki aap hamari mem sahab ko zindagi mein khush rakhna. Agar unhe koi takleef dee to .. Aap ki zindagi mein itni takleefe aayengi ke aakap zindagi mein takleef se takaluuf aur takaluuf se takleef  yeh dono se aapka koi rista nata hi nahin rahega. Kyunki hum aap ko itni takleef denge jitni takleefe kaamya ne hume is ghar mein di hai.
5. Aisa Pyar hai ki, Kande ke liye bhi jhagda karte hai
6. Wase bhi woh koi AMITABH BACHCHAN thodi hi hai jo mein uske baare mein baat karuin – (When Gauhar asked him not to talk about Kushal on Weekend ka Wow show)
7. Asliyat to duniya ko dikh gayi. Ajaz Khan yahan batha hai, aur woh bahar hai – (When Gauha said Asliyat dikh gayi)
8. Bandar ke haath mein LOLLIPOP
9. Jinko GHAMAND tha, woh ghar ke bahar gaye – (When Gauhar said, “ghamandi” during weekend ka WOW)

For Sangram

1. Wo itna accha hai ki yaa to use goli lagegi yaa uska mandir banega 
2. Bhai us din tumhare 10 voter so gaye aur samne wale ke 10 voter night mein daru pee ke jaag rahe ho.. toh tum jeet gaye
3. Aap Building ke Secretary Ho, Aur mein building ka dangerous tenant huin  – (When Sangram was Captain)

To Salmaan

1. Hum aayenge to garmi badh jaayegi bhai
2. jis jis ne tujko dekha Maine chumi unki aankhey Aaj Tera deedar huwaa kaishey chumu apni aankhey

To Elli

1. You a bond gal, I m James Bond

To Sophia

1. pathan ke feet bade hote hai, mere 11 no. ke hai, inke socks banao
2. Ye kya ho raha hai police chowki ke bahar (when she wears bikini to seduce Sangram)
3. After Kushal-Gauhar confession – "Aap meri Chywanprash kyun nahi ban jati
4. Sophia ji Dil tutne ki aawaz nahin aati hai sofia ji. par yeh jo dil toota hai uski aawaz mera kano mein goonj rahi hai. Aur who goonjati rahegi goonjati rahegi goonjati rahegi